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This is the act of dressing ones self in a traditional chinese kimono, and self pleasuring using oriental sweet and sour noodles, while lying down on a rubber mat. At the same time, a small chinese woman sits in the corner trimming a bonsi tree.
"Yo paddy, how was the oriental wank?" "Tom it was very sensual. I even managed to get miss wong from the chinese to trim my bonsi after delivering my noodles"
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The act of using faeces as lubricant while masturbating.
John decided tonight was as good as any other for a muddy wank.
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the use of credit to pretend you are more well-off than you really are.
In reference to your friend who has just bought an iphone depsite being heavily in debt, you would say he/she's 'wanking in the bank'.
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Wanking whilst playing with your ringer
Last night i had a jabba wank, i fingered my shitter whilst wanking
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When you're so high and you green out while ejaculating and your cum looks and tastes like stew
Caolan got so zoinked that he had a wank stew
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A random item or object that can be ejaculated into and can hold the sperm.
"Ah look , a can of coke ! That would make a great wank cone for today"
"Oh ! A ice lolly wrapper, what a great wank cone that will make"
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Masturbation where at the point of climax you give an unholy yell. Most likely completed when spouse/parent is not at home and you can scream your balls off in peace. Everyone's scream wank is different and unique. However, it often sounds like a mixture of pleasure and terror. Also called a screamer.
I was driving home one night and I felt the urge to pull over and have a wank, I left my wife in the car and walked away to tug under the bridge. The wank was going well but as i orgasmed i let out a large bellow that echoed throughout the area. I had scream wanked, where you scream at the point of climax. I got back to the car embarrassed and my wife uttered "What was that?" "That was a screamer" I replied with shame in my voice but joy in my eyes.
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