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When having sex with a large girl who is a squirter, right before she blows lift her ass and legs up so she spouts like a whale breaching the ocean deep!
That gal last night whale spouted me, I need a rain jacket and a tetanus shot.
Thar she blows, she just had an intense whale spouting, we lost many good men.
That freak whale spouting incident left me soaked to the bone!
When you fuck a fat chick and then you nut in her eyes; you then leave quietly leave so she has to look for a towel on her own and she’ll be calling out to you, Since she’s fat she’ll be bumping into shit and Knocking stuff over like a giant land mammal
Me: I’m bout to blind that fat chick with my jizz
Him: oh blind whale
Big Streamer in the streets, big whale in the sheets- mrgooseduck9
a massive rare weird moment where you guys stand in silence because beluga whales are rare
Joe: did you know i jacked off while shitting
us: stares in silence
me: thats such a beluga whale moment
When a dancer is crushed by a whale while performing
"Did you hear about the guy that had a whale dance"
a whale shark maneuver is when a girl opens up her vagina as wide as possible and then a guy shits right inside the girl's vagina
Dude, me and Felicia were so drunk last night we tried the whale shark maneuver.