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The act of dunking ones dick into toilet water and pissing in order to avoid making noise.
Jon: So what'd you do when you went for a piss when you were at her place?
Mike: I just did the thirsty bird, works every time.
smoking marijuana and/or smoking a cigarette while riding in a car with the windows open.
"Dude, a couple of friends and I went bird surfing last night and it was nice!"
A so called "bird" who comes out on rainy nights who bites you in the anus. (This is actually a person who sticks their finger in another persons anus)
"Dude, I just got bit by a stick bird."
Birds are also known as crows because of their love for shiny objects...
"Them damn "blingbling birds" won't shut up just because of the foil sitting on the grill from the bbq"
Used to reference to a horrible teacher you hate.
God damn he’s being such an angry bird.
When a guy jizzes in someone or people in public without them knowing
Omg is that bird shit on you ?
Haha oh no it was some guy wanking over the balcony and bird shitting on you
Bird shitting is when you have a long enough penis, to insert it, into your anus and ejaculate.
Instead of using a dirty old shirt or sock, just swallow it up with your anus mouth.
Just finished watching porn, now I'm on the toilet bird shitting.