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An empty bag from boxed wine that has been blown up to be used as a pillow. Due to the tap, firmness can be adjusted to perfection. Comes in very handy after having finished all that wine.
>Wasn't it uncomfortable sleeping behind the dumpster?
>No, I had my space bag pillow with me.
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A place where a group of people can gather if they have been subjected to ideas that differ from their ideologies. These safe spaces have circle jerks, pointless discussion and a delusional moderator team. Presumably, this allows them to recover from the trauma; free from any lasting damage resulting from exposure to ideas that conflict with their beliefs.
The subreddit /r/The_Donald is a safe space subreddit for Donald Trump supporters
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After anal sex and obtaining a "Poop noodle" (getting a chunk of poop stuck in your penis hole), you then "dock" (The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis) with another man and shoot your poop noodle into the penis hole of the other man.
"That 2nd guy I banged at the party last night had no idea I had just had anal sex with someone else in the closet right before I fucked him in the bathroom. As soon as we started hooking up we started to dock, but unbeknownst to him I was actually docking the space noodle! You should have seen his expression when it popped out with his cum later on all over my face! Oh well, it's classic when you're a sacktapper from dirty Jersey."
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A game invented for when you are incredibly bored and have no resources available to you to play a game (such as a ball). It involves two players which similtaniously have to invade each others personal space, such as waving their hands infront of the opponent's face or almost licking their necks.
The game is won by causing your opponent to flinch or deliberately move out of the way of your attacks. However, you can loose by touching them accidentaly.
John: Lets play Personal Space Invaders.
Mike: Yeah, alright.
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Someone who wants to be a tattoo artist but doesn't want to tattoo. They will tell everyone they are a tattoo artist but will only tattoo the designs they want to do, whereas a real tattoo artist will pretty much tattoo anything on anyone at any time.
They can be overheard saying things like "I don't tattoo for money," and often insult the customer's idea or choice of tattoo.
A space hog thinks that because they make tattoos they are entitled to being respected and or admired regardless of their character.
We went to the studio to get a tattoo but it was just a bunch of space hogs stroking each others ego's and trying to talk us into things we don't want.
I wanted to get a tattoo but some space hog tried to talk me out of it so I left.
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Stiffness in hands from holding a controller to long.
I played space invaders so long now I have space invaders wrist.
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Supposed terrible secret of spacial origin. The space robots will protect you. Do not trust the shover robot. He shoves around the blind people.
"We are the space robots. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space."
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