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Meadow Jones

if your name is "Meadow Jones" I don't know how to tell you, but you are a horrible person and deserve nothing good. Please turn your life around by doing something good like buying your best friend v-bucks or robux.

Oh hi "Meadow Jones", I mistook you for a pile of poo

by Willy-is-Wonky January 4, 2023


Thomas Jones

Thomas Jones is an elite math teacher currently teaching at St Augustine's College Cairns, 251 Draper Street, 4870, QLD, Australia (Fax: (07) 4031 5465. He possesses many supernatural abilities including a third eye.

Thomas Jones taught me how to divide pi by 0

by The Lidinator October 19, 2020


Jamari Jones

He a fine ass lightskin sexy af with dreads

Jamari Jones so mf fine
Jamari Jones my daddy

by My lil yea yea November 29, 2022


Matt Jones

Matt jones is a very inmature guy, he is known for the being the most annoying kid in school and he is a very skinny guy, who gets swung around when ever he gets in a fight, hes the bitch of every school. hes the type of guy to care for you when your helping him, and only then.

Teenager : Are you that little bitch everyone talks about

Matt Jones: Shut up I fucked your mom

Teenager : say that one more time

Matt Jones: Im sorry, im your bitch

by Factual fate September 13, 2022


Gavey Jones' Telescope

When you give an Angry pirate to a one eyed girl

The Captain felt a rumble down below
There was but one thing he did know
He'd need to use Gavey Jones' telescope
As his cannon was primed to blow
He pulled his anchor and docked the cove
Of a one eye holed hoe

by Cmac42069 July 23, 2019


A Susan Jones

When you ask your nan for sexaul intercoure because you can't get any so it your last resort

Right I'm off lads I'm going for a Susan Jones when I get home

by Mr H Jones May 11, 2022


FLAX JONES

the best person and is every where and you cant escape it like def

person:damm he so smart

flax jones:indeed its me flaaaax jones

by flax jones October 21, 2020