The term where a person who is overweight. Has a teacher in high school who fucked their grandmother. And Asks everyone for food.
Paul: Hey do you remember someone which is like a Sam Parfitt?
Karl: Yeah and their sister was well fit.
Paul: I mean like Ben Harris.
Karl: Oh yeah.
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When your jiz goes all over the place and gets on sam
Aw I just did a sloppy Sam
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Depressed Sam always looking for a girl, but can never claim one. I canβt judge poor Sam because he is Asian. Asian Sam is a nice young fella with a big heart for girls and.....alcohol. Especially alcohol.
Sam: where is the alcohol and the girls
Me: over there Asian Sam
Sam: I have a big heart for girls and alcohol
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By far the most amazing person in the entire world.
He is like my twin and if we were any more alike i'd be creepy. He's my buttbuddy. And he has a big penis =
Sam Kostello is my bestie. cheyyya!
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A Sam, Samantha or Samuel is always right no matter the situation. This rule outlaws other rules of similar definition, and the creator of said other rule is by the holy decree of God declared a irreversible GAY
dude, you can't win against Sam, its "Sam's rule"
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Samantha is an idiot but she is also smart. She isnβt always easy to love bc sometimes it might feel like she doesnβt love you back but you can tell when she gets comfortable with you. She stays committed to her sports and she is very athletic. She is a very busy person so thankfully she later on learns to have friends that actually respect that. She is very beautiful and fun to be around.
Samantha/Sam: outgoing but also lazy person that is beautiful.
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