slow bear

A person of less than stunning intelligence, particularly regarding social interactions.

"What's up with your brother? He spent the entire party forcing people listen to him talk about diesel engine repair."

"Yeah sorry about that he's a little slow bear... you gotta be blunt with him."

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Yar Bear

A bear that is good at golf on sunny days.

That yar bear just beat the other tropical animals with its birdie on a par 4. WOW!

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bear garden

place of sexuall intercourse

meet me at the bear garden after the party

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wazzy bear

1.)Expression used to convey joy, happiness, and other good feelings.

2.)a nonsensical expression.

Originated by the band Patent Pending in reference to one of their roadies.

1.)Shane:I just got a new car! Wazzy bear!

2.)John:I'm bored, wazzy bear.

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Care bear

the girl that pretends she's fine but in reality dies a little inside Everytime someone asks if she's ok

Care bears in her room crying over shawn Mendes

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bear tits

hairy nipples

It's a nasty feeling to accidentally feel a girl's bear tits in the dark.

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Bear Pleasurable

"With the incredible magic of the pretty bear, you too will be the best friend like a lot of many people all over the world."

Thus reads a chinese lunch-box, entitled "Bear Pleasurable." It has a picture of a teddy bear on it.

Kevin Zhang's "Bear Pleasurable" lunchbox was an endlesssource of entertainment

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