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Where all your dreams come true.
Dude Tommy be hittin up in bed town bro
When a man is on top and fucks so hard he gets airborne
Heather was surprised (and thrilled!) by how much air Geof caught as he was bed skydiving on her.
A Pink Bed is a pink bed, it is nice to add color into your dreamland, pink is a color of protection, strength and beauty.
Pink Bed, honey, I’ll meet you inside after I do the dishes.
Lazy brushing of da hair on da bed
I made a new thing, bed brushing.
When a kid stays in bed all day and is usually late for social events.
"Ugh, that bed kid is late again!"
Refers to someone who clearly doesn't know how to liven up a bedroom, since body-shaming is so last year. You can't choose your body, but you can always choose how you use it. Plus, it's gender-neutral. The counterpart to this is "frisky bed energy".
Erica: "So Brad thinks that women are only good for sex, cooking, and cleaning."
Janet: "Eww. Dump him. That is some dead bed energy."
When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.
“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”