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blasted arse shard

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.

Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019


Blasted Fun Time

The act of getting stoned as shit before going to plaster fun time

"Me and the Mrs had fun day. We had some lunch, walked through the park, then we decided to go have some blasted fun time. we smoked 3 bowls each in the car before we went in. everyone looked at us like we were crazy but we had a good time"

by DameonSpawn September 6, 2016


Gender Blasting

Publicly assuming someone’s gender. Usually an offense tactic used by conservatives to disrupt the liberal agenda.

The nurse gender blasted Kourtney’s new born by saying “its a boy!”

Alex was gender blasted when the bouncer said that "only females are allowed in after 1." since Alex identifies as a female.

Gender blasting

by MYTHBOY July 8, 2019


Jacobina Junk-blast

(verb - transitive). When you wish for something great, expect something at least good, but end up with junk. This is the worst option in anything. This can have something to do with sex, but really amounts to anything.

Dude, I just got a Jacobina Junk-blast cuz I wanted to travel to Japan on a class trip but I got screwed and am ending up in Hungary. With my luck, I am sure I will end up getting the Hungarian Mudslide or the Hungarian Gas Mask.

by Cincy Steamer April 26, 2008


blast double

A term used in wrestling, when a double leg is hit extremely hard.

you fucking commie bastard, i'm gonna blast double the shit out of you.

by hk2k17 January 27, 2017

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Anchor Blast

While laying in bed with your girlfriend, Anchor Blasting is the act of laying on her hair and farting, so she can't escape the smell.

Dude my GF is so pissed at me after I anchor blasted her

by MisterKpak1337 October 4, 2021


Cheddy Blast

Unlike a virgin cheddy blast which is when one rips open a zyn and covers the rest of the tin with the nicotine salt, a true cheddy blast is when one takes a zyn and dips it in a baggy of cocaine.

Bro I still can’t feel my gums from that cheddy blast you gave me in the bathroom.

by Beast mode pigeon July 3, 2023