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when a man fucks his woman so fast and hard that the headboard bouncing off the wall makes a rumbling noise like thunder
the neighbors got pissed again last night while i thunder boned my woman
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One who is a big douche-like tool.
Ryan Seacrest is a giant schmeade bone.
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The spot on your ankle bone that when hit feels like the funny bone in your arm.
Oh Man! I just hit my footie bone and now my toes are all tingly.
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To have a boner or erection when trying to hide or not have one, to be in utter awe and gain an erection
That girls ass is ridiculous, Im totally showing bone right now.
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What feminazis on Twitter love to mention to "prove" that men are "useless".
Rational human being: Just because men statistically commit more criminal acts doesn't mean that every man is a notorious criminal that deserves to rot in prison, nor does it mean that women have a 0% chance to commit any crimes. Also, if we killed all the men in the world and any baby that comes out as male from this point, humans will eventually go extinct because we wouldn't be able to reproduce, and we would eventually run out of sperm to use for reproduction if people resorted to semen banks to make new babies. (Gets 1.7K Likes)
Twitter "feminist": NO BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW WE DON'T NEED MEN WE CAN REPRODUCE WITH BONE MARROW (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)
Rational human being: Bone marrow babies aren't going to live long enough to be able to continue humanity in a scenario where being male was punished by death. Plus they look creepy, and humanity has much better things to use up Earth's resources on than try and make bone marrow babies live long enough and be able to reproduce. (Gets 1K likes)
Twitter "feminist": L + REPORTED + RATIO + KYS (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)
Rational Human Being: So we're really going to go down that path... Guess it had to be this way. Counter ratio + Reported (Gets 1K Likes)
*Twitter "feminist" gets suspended for 30 Days*
Rational Human Being: Rare Twitter W
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The instance of a guy losing his boner due to whatever circumstance (usu. under sexually disappointing conditions).
Derrick: "So, my chick friend introduced me to Martha, the school hottie. She's got huge tits, beautiful legs, and wonderful locks of hair."
Dan: "You think you have a chance at tappin' that?"
Derrick: "Well, turns out Martha is a tranny. Just remembering she has a penis results in my immediate bone loss."
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Hajime: Out of all the dishes you prepared, the only one that could hide a weapon as long as an iron skewer is... THE MEAT ON THE BONE
MEAT ON THE BONE > ON THE BONE MEAT
Teruteru killed poor Byakuya with an iron skewer and to hide that weapon he hid it on the only place he could... THE MEAT ON THE BONE
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