breathing zoom

The stolen moments of peace and solitude created when an invitee is late to a Zoom/video call. The gift of time that provides a welcome window for clear thought, heightened focus and the unexpected completion of tasks.

Alice's task list was daunting and causing her great stress so the gift of 7 minutes of 'breathing zoom' was most welcome.

Baby’s Breath

What you get when you swallow the semen from a blow job.

She wanted to kiss me after blowing me, but she had baby’s breath so I avoided that like the plague.

baby’s breath

the little white things.

She’s not even trying to eat it most of the time. She just shoves her face in the baby’s breath; the little white things.

Locomotive Breath

In the shuffling madness
Of the locomotive breath
Runs the all-time loser
Headlong to his death
Oh, he feels the piston scraping
Steam breaking on his brow
Old Charlie stole the handle
And the train it won't stop

Oh no way to slow down
He sees his children jumping off
At the stations one by one
His woman and his best friend
In bed and having fun

Oh, he's crawling down the corridor
On his hands and knees
Old Charlie stole the handle

And the train it won't stop going
No way to slow down
Hey
He hears the silence howling
Catches angels as they fall
And the all-time winner
Has got him by the balls
Oh, he picks up Gideons bible
Open at page one
I think God he stole the handle

And the train it won't stop going
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down

Locomotive Breath

i breathed

usually used as a calm response to someone overreacting to you

Sarah: My least favorite Ariana Grande album is Positions

Jessica: WTF?! YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF YOUR A FUCKING DISSAPOINTMENT TO HUMANITY, HOW DARE YOU SPEAK SO LOW OF POSITIONS LIKE THAT!

Sarah: I breathed