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california elmo

A person who smokes a shit ton of weed and loves to fish

That kids smoking and fishing what a California Elmo

by Undiedstick June 14, 2017


california chest rub

Rubbin they chest so hard it gets sunburned like in california also they nut

Tiffany gave a California Chest Rub to Ben

by Nattyp23 April 6, 2017


California quicky

Quick lunch break sex

You down for a California quicky?

by Oz_80 July 22, 2017


california rendezvous

Essentially the same as Broke back Mountain

Greg's not here. He must be on another California Rendezvous.

by BaldchickenOfreedom March 1, 2019


California eggroll

the action of buying Chinese food and rubbing genitals on it then having your dog lick the eggieness of your genitals until you bust a fatty in their eye and make them have top go to the vat

i just California eggrolled my dag

by mouthFULLofJIZZ June 9, 2020


California Fire Hydrant

Phrase used to refer to something that is broken / doesn't work as its intended.

A teacher erases his chalkboard, however the chalk barely comes off the board. He holds up the eraser, "What is this? A California Fire Hydrant??"

by OccupiedGarrett January 14, 2025


california cuisine

California cuisine is a gourmet style of fusion cuisine that comes only from California. It uses local, freshly prepared organic ingredients and has a strong emphasis on presentation. It is often made to look like art, such as being highly decorated and served in small portions. It has also become known as favored food of the wealthy because it’s served at restaurants and dinner party’s through-out Beverly Hills and upper class areas. It is often served with Napa Valley and CA regional wines. One good example of California cuisine are the offerings of Wolfgang Puck. Popular places for Angelinos to shop for their ingredients are the “Farmer’s Market” on 3rd and Fairfax in Hollywood and “Whole Foods Markets”

California Cuisine

by Pretentious Snob 90210 January 10, 2014