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The action of constantly gloating about recent/past accomplishments even though everybody knows. Not always, but most of the time, the thing being gloated about is insignificant.
Also can be used as "flossing your cock."
Cock flossing can be confused with normal flossin ,but the difference is that Cock flossing is usually done with something that no one will remember/care about in an hour and also does not refer to physical objects.
Seth: I got a 5+ killstreak in Minecraft a few minutes ago.
Brady: Cool.
*Minutes later*
Seth: Dude, I did so good in Minecraft. I got a 5+ killstreak.
Brady: Can you quit cock flossing already? It's getting annoying.
Entering a public restroom for a quick wizz and upon seeing other men at the urinal, opting to use the stalls instead. Usually implies one has a small penis.
I really don't want to have other men laugh at my 2 inch dick, it makes me all cock shy!
A cock blocker that blocks another cock blockers cock.
The man was about to have sexual intercourse with his date when the bartender came up and cock blocked him. The bartender then tried to have sexual intercourse with the mans date when the Cock Blockie cock blocked the cock blocker.
When multiple men have had sex with the same woman.
Damn Tommy Mac, you banged her too? I guess that makes us cock in laws cause I tore that pussy up!!
Slang term meaning semen, ejaculate, cum etc. Usually used in a derogatory fashion as a form of insult.
Why don't you go chug some cock-frosting!
A cock that no matter what pants a guy wears, you can always see his dick print.
“DAMN! That nigga got a Chrome Cock!”
A lesbian term for a man who thinks his dick can make lesbians go straight.
You must think you have a gold cock if you think your dick will make me go straight, the lesbian told Bobby.