The act of a man pleasuring himself via the anus with a cob of corn then shitting on the corn after orgasming
I watched a guy do some Carolina Corn Cakes last night and it was nasty
The almost absolute equivalent to being “A fucking pleb”
Look over there it’s some Mormon corn syrup.
We dick fat ballz has da best pure in poleglass,say nam kid he’s a we peach sum hole on him ;) should get it out if Yano Yano
Corn on da cob fancies grace but she uses him for gear and sexy time
Rolling your penis in a girls vaginal juices before thrusting into the anus
Dude last night Loretta was totally into the corn dog rolling it was wild man
Your friend eats a bunch of corn. He takes a shit but doesn’t wipe. While it’s still moist and caked up in your friends cheeks, you run your dick in and out of his cheeks, while he lays on his stomach. The corn and shit gets stuck to your dick, forming the chocolate corn cob.
“Hey Jordan. You wanna do a chocolate corn cob?” “Hell yea, my wife just left and I’m laying on my stomach playing Call of Duty, pants are down, cheeks up.” “ok I’ll be over”.
A red haired kid that eats 2D corn cobs.
You're a Corn Cob Chandler!
When pp smelly and weird looking.
Mom: Honey What’s wrong?
Me: I have shit covered corn.