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1) For a very long time.
2) From now until whatever time the fat broads you live with return to the house.
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When the cops started knocking on the door of the cocaine storehouse, Pete and Tony jumped out the window and ran until the cows came home.
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"Hey dad, when are we gonna be eating dinner?"
"Not until the cows come home, son. Where the hell are your mother and sister? I'm hungry too."
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metaphorical phrase meaning "i got this!"; a show of independence
Backseat driver: Turn left, you need to turn left, you gonna miss the turn, turn left.
Driver: Bitch! Let me fuck this cow!
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Used to describe a shocking and/or unbelievable story, usually involving 2 or more nouns that are not typically thought of together
We told Paul and his friends about our first trip to Michigan, and they loved hearing about the poo and the Doritos bag! Such a cow and rocket launcher story...
When you push over bike riders that think they own the road. Could be bike clubs in the suburbs or messengers in the city.
When that bike club refused to share the road, I gunned the engine, reached out the window and did some urban cow tipping.
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The music in the movie Eyes Wide Shut.
The satanic cow-fucking music in Eyes Wide Shut scares me to death.
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Cows are wow which makes people who aren't wow feel muy mal.
Gosh today I is cow wow muy mal.
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A robustly large female who retains everything, not just water, I mean EVERYTHING! A close relative to the sea donkey and the wombat, the water retaining sea cow moves with a shuffling gait, ambling along to her destination.
"I was walking down the road when this water retaining sea cow cut in front of me at the donut hut!"
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