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a very white Mormon person who hates gays and anybody who is different in any way
Even in San Fransisco won't talk to gay people, he's a Utah-flavored cracker
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A white person who displays an enormous amount of racism towards a black person unintentionally. These people are usually found in country clubs, sheltered rich neighborhoods, and white trash trailer parks.
Rich White Person: "Thanks for (insert job, service, or common courtesy), here is a 100 dollar bill, or a 'benjamen' as your people call them, so you can pay your baby momma's child support."
Random Black Man: "The fuck is up with this Honky-Ass Cracker?!"
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one who has sex with dumbass white boy and don't remember afterword
Nick is such a cracker-jacker
-I hate his dumbass self!
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The place to be. Located on a haunted island off the coast of Georgia, U.S. Named after Tom Sawyer OD'd on peyote.
Where would you go to enjoy a warm afternoon filled with gnats, ticks, mosquitoes and chiggers?
CRACKER TOM HAMMOCK, YO!!!!
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When you eat to much cheap Mexican food and you take a dump so explosive and massive you would swear you blew up the toilet
I ate so much taco bell last night and ended up with a dump so great i ended up with a Tijuana toilet cracker
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When a male is performing anal sex on a female (specifically in the reverse cowgirl, or the missionary position) and the female proceeds to extricate feces in the midst of anal sex onto the males genitalia
Him: Hey babe you want to try the Japanese fire cracker?
Her: yeah sure I haven’t shat in 3 days let’s do this
When the girl you’re trying to fuck got a crummy goopy pussy
Tim: Damn my girl got such a Graham Cracker Pussy