Hey go get a bf or gf just do it today because itβs national ASK OUT CRUSH DAYYY
Boy:I love you
Girl:um okay cool
Boy:ahaha wanna date
Girl: yeah no thanks
Boy:but itβs national date your crush day
Girl:yeah aight
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Yeah! Your crush loves you ! ππβ€οΈβ€οΈ they are obsessed and want you badlyπ€€
You; *thinks* does my crush like me?
You: i like you
Your crush: i love you ..
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National fuck your crush day was made for a w****'s like to fuck people : on October 26th
Hey its national fuck your crush day so that means, you know what
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Kiss your crush day on November 21st
Guy:Kiss your crush bro
Me: why?
Guy: Its National kiss your crush day
Me:Oh shi*
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When your #1 pick in your fantasy football draft goes out injured for the year in Quarter 1 of Game 1 after sending an foolish email.
The Quahog Clams took Tom Brady with the #2 overall pick in the draft, and their title hopes have been crushed.
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International hug your crush month is mandatory.
National Get Your Crushes Number Day is on November 3 (Also known as 11/3) And you better do it because Iβm doing it as well!
You: Hey! Can you give me your number?
Crush: Why?
You: Because itβs National Get Your Crushes Number Day!
Crush: Oh, Okay! Here you go!
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