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The sensuality and sexiness an individual who bottoms gives off due to their capacity to take deep strokes. This energy feels honest, trustworthy, and mesmerizing, allowing their partners and themselves to experience each other on a spiritual level.
“Damn, I felt your aura when d*cling you down.”
“Oh shit, really?”
“Yeah. That’s some deep hole energy fr.”
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The greatest show to ever exist. Nnnnnnnniiiiiiiiccccccceeeeeee.
Deep Space 69 is the most awesome show I have ever seen. I wish that I could live the life of Jay.
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Having to retrieve a tampon after sex. Consisting of squatting and retrieving the tampon with your fingers. Usually there is a moment of panic when you believe it is too far to reach.
I decided to have sex on my period but had to go deep sea diving afterward.
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A self-induced difficult/precarious situation
Dude, those weed dealers are looking for you, man. What are you going to do?
I don't know man. I'm really balls deep in Groucho this time.
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the act of defecating into someone's gaping asshole as they lay on their back with their ass in the air. Then proceding to eat said shit out of the ass.
preferably done with a resident of chicago and/or outlying areas.
Q:"wanna go to chicago deep dish tonight?"
A:"nah,i had that last night with your father"
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long, deep, fast, and repeatedly — A skill attributed to a man who is capable of using both a knife and his penis in the exact same way. A warrior in the streets and a master in the sheets; he gets to the battle early and is definitely the last and only one to leave. If you are a woman he may call you back; and, if you are a man he will call the meat wagon and tell them where your body is cooling and to come and pick you up before you start to stink.
This type of character was best captured by Walter Mosley in the person of Raymond “Mouse” Alexander in his Easy Rawlins stories.
Watch out for the men from North Carolina; they will bring a knife to a fist fight and cut you long, deep, fast, and repeatedly. And the women say that they fuck the exact same way. They are bad motherf*ckers.
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You've gone fucking insane until the point where theres a slim chance of being saved. Your friends usually try and warn you when you have but you're oblivious because you've gone off the deep end.
You: I think I wanna get a tattoo of an infinity sign on my lower back. My girl said it'll look good on me
Me: Dude, you've gone off the deep end.
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