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king of kingwood

large creature that lurks in taverns seeking asylum in the form of a two big mac meal and multiple subway footlongs. when startled the creature will retaliate with relentless cut-downs in order to make itself feel better. can also be known as "big tex."

People often hide their food when the king of kingwood is around.

by Peyton Bauer August 25, 2008


meme king

the one who owns the dankest memes. the memier the danker, therefor the king choses the new trendy memes

Now that is one dank meme, all hail the meme king

by aboamin February 22, 2016


King Candy

The greatest racer ever, also is actually Turbo.
(From Wreck-It Ralph)

"Haha! No, I'm King Candy!"

by Toonicling November 10, 2016


King George

Someone that’s taxing excessively. Usually in reference to a drug dealer that’s charging way too much.

Civilian: “How much for a zip of pow wow?”
Dealer: “$2500.”
Civilian: “Ok then, King George.”

by First Man of the Valley May 16, 2019


King Of Siam

An esteemed gentleman demanding (and deserving) great respect.

The title derives from the monarchy of Siam, but can now refer to an individual who owns the absolute respect and admiration of all whom he may encounter.

The King Of Siam may be considered charming, intelligent, handsome and influential.

Pedestrian: "My lords, is that the King Of Siam?!?"
Other pedestrian: "Good God, he's so unfathomably majestic"

by The King Of Siam August 30, 2022

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King Monke

King of the Monke's, his power is thought to match Mario Judah's

We worship King Monke

by King Monke August 13, 2021


Vastayan King

to be patient over the other person's impatience

My father is so Vastayan King!

by warframe player June 1, 2019