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When your spanx perfect pants are working.
Beth said, "some construction worker just yelled 'eat a donut, ma'am' at me. I just assumed my Spanx perfect pants were working.
The first phlegm of the morning, thick and semi-solid, usually green or brown in color. Must be expelled before having coffee.
Waking up after a long night, Jim coughed his protein donut into the sink before having his breakfast.
Your lovers balloon knot after cream pieing it.
Variations - Glazed Protein Donut: Your lovers bunghole after leaving liquid children all over it.
Chocolate Protein Donut: A Protein Donut that hasn’t had an enema recently, thus leaking pulverized shit after.
“As soon as I came inside his rusty bullet hole, I couldn’t wait to eat his protein donut.”
Eating your lover’s ass out, after cream pieing it.
Variation- Glazed protein donut: Eating your lover’s ass after cuming on, instead of in, their ballon knot.
“As soon as I came in him, I got down on all fours and ate his protein donut.”
A young man with divine angelic powers to turn back time to the very moment of his own birth hoping to correct his wrongs and finally become donut king.but becomes so sad and confused when he realizes that all of his friends and family members are actually Alien hybrids using his loved ones human bodys as temporary avatars to visit the earth as a vacation spot in the 21st century.
That donut prince needs to calm down about the gang stalking and just eat a donut and chill for christ sake.
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A glory hole for a duck
My friends penis is so small that he used a duck donut for pleasure
When a woman eats a donut off a man’s big sexy dick, then proceeds to give him head. The gentleman then cums onto said donut and forces the woman to eat the remainder of the donut covered in his jizz.
The nice man offered the woman a cock cream donut after she sucked his big delicious dick.