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IN MY OPINION...the best game ever. IN MY OPINION, it's better than Halo 2. Why you may ask? Let's list the reasons. 1. WAY better physics/graphics...2. Not nearly as many cheaters online...3. No douchebag ranking system...4. The gravity gun is just so damn cool. Now, you may say "Your only hating Halo because you suck." Not true, I'm fairly good, but I don't sit around and play it ALL DAY.
No comment at all , silly Halo...ers. I like Half-life 2 better. <Wait, that's a comment, oh well.
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the absolute greatest thing ever thing ever to occur in cyberspace. the culmination and cultivation of years of work and sweat to build a machine that could play a game as beautiful as this. this is what the creators of the computer strived to create their machine to do. so that one day, a graphically stunning, amazing game could be played on it.
Preacher: ....and lastly, I thank God for Half Life 2.
Church: AMEN!
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A 30-pack of beer:
Twacker = 12
Double Twacker = 24
Half Twacker (Half) = 6
Double Twacker Half = 30
I picked up a double twacker half from the beer distributor.
A phrased commonly used to mean any number of things, including "take care," "leave meh alone," "we are talking in code now," and simply, "do not cut your cat into two equal sections."
Look, dont half the cat, but dont half the cat. NEXT time, dont half the cat. Also, my mom is listening, so dont half the cat.
A fart (usually in public) tried to be kept silent, by leaning to one side, and squeezing the butt cheeks together. However, failing to be silent, but instead of being a full blown butt trumpet, turns out to be a long winded high pitched squeak. Also causing it to be WAY funnier/more embarassing.
*Dude, Tom leaned over in class today and totally let out a half-cheek-squeak. It sounded like someone opening a balloon!*
the amount of time it takes for a woman, usually a college girl or a recent post-graduate, to double in size and weight due to excessive eating, drinking, laziness, or a combination of such events.
It works similar to the half-life concept found in science, except it is the exact opposite because women tend to double in size instead of shrink.
As soon as Laura entered college she went from 120 pounds to 240 pounds by the end of her junior year; thus, her fat half-life is 3 years.
i ) A half erect penis.
ii) Something that is useless
iii) Something that appears to be on its way to being useful, but isn't
iv) Something that possesses all the drawbacks, and none of the advantages of a given phenomenon
Steve : Did you get a raise at work ?
Dave : Yes, but only $2,000
Steve : That's like $50 a paycheck after taxes
Dave : It's about as useful as a half hard dick.
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