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when your drunk and giving head
she was so bloom hammered last night!
When a whippersnapper beats up a hammerknocker.
Britney beating up Mike!
Britney is the whipper hammer knocker.
While attempting to strike a nail, one misses their target and leaves an dent in the wood beside the nail.
While Attempting to nail his fence, Jordan frequently missed his target, leaving scores of Chicago hammer marks.
When a white guy, in college, gets so drunk he can’t hit the head of a nail with his face.
Bob: Yo!,Tim, Johnny got hammered last night. He couldn’t walk an inch. He fell flat on his ass!
Getting HAMMERED during sex using the hammer tool
person 1: Harder!
person 2: are you sure about this? it seems dangerous
person 1: YES JUST HAMMER ME HARDER!
Person 1 got hammered really hard during sex
Hammered is a term heroin addicts use to say they're stoned, high, going on the nod, feeling it etc. No particular reason except that hammer is also a street term for heroin, as are many other words beginning with H.
Guy 1: "Are you feeling it"
Guy 2: "Man I'm hammered, I can't even keep my eyes open"