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Hurricane Hammer

When she is sitting on your face and pulls her tampon out and hammers it on your forehead.

It was my first night with Emily and she hurricane hammered me.

by Kazrat March 19, 2022


Hammer Dick

Description of an incel, or generally intolerable person who bashes his cock against a keyboard like a hammer, usually a simp/shitposter on reddit. Unable to formulate educational thoughts due to lack of blood to the brain. So instead of using the penis as intended, they use it as a hammer.

"This guy is such a hammer dick, no wonder he's going to die a virgin."

by Toman Captain #2 August 30, 2021


hammered

Getting HAMMERED during sex using the hammer tool

person 1: Harder!

person 2: are you sure about this? it seems dangerous

person 1: YES JUST HAMMER ME HARDER!

Person 1 got hammered really hard during sex

by BTheM January 6, 2022


hammered

Hammered is a term heroin addicts use to say they're stoned, high, going on the nod, feeling it etc. No particular reason except that hammer is also a street term for heroin, as are many other words beginning with H.

Guy 1: "Are you feeling it"
Guy 2: "Man I'm hammered, I can't even keep my eyes open"

by nevergaveyouniggasmoney April 4, 2016


Hammered

When a white guy, in college, gets so drunk he can’t hit the head of a nail with his face.

Bob: Yo!,Tim, Johnny got hammered last night. He couldn’t walk an inch. He fell flat on his ass!

by ShitDemon01 October 7, 2018


hammered

fucked up

damn dbos fucking hammered dude cant even walk

by chiiiiich October 31, 2018


Alabama Bone Hammer

A type of hammer, used by the people of Alabama, to break the bones of unsuspecting victims.

T-Roy certainly taught that man a lesson with his Alabama Bone Hammer.

by Master P’s Theater November 6, 2023