hit the hay

When a man jacks off in an abnormally rushed fashion resulting in his hand smacking against his pubic hairs

"I'm going to hit the hay, then go to sleep"

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hit and run

When you jack off and right before climax you stick it in a girls ass, giz, and leave.

I gave that bitch a hit and run.

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Hit the Hay

Having Sex with a Farm Girl

After having drinks at the local Hic Bar, the Cowboy grabbed a local girl to "Hit the Hay" with.

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heather hit

A dab hit smaller than a normal hit. Usually reffered to a hit so small that only a tiny woman named heather will feel it.

Dude dont load me a Heather hit man, I wanna get ripped!

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Airplane Hit

a blowjob

Friend 1: Say joey, when's the last time you got your airplane hit huh?
Joey: I don't know man. Say why don't you just ask your girl she could tell you.

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Hitting the sled

Sports reference to simulate the act of having sex with a larger woman with her legs over your shoulders, particularly after last call at the bar.

Joe- Hey did you hook up last night?
Mike- Nah I got stuck with Sheila hitting the sled.

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hit the hay

what you say when it’s time to leave

you: im so bored i gotta get out of here
friend: ya me too let’s hit the hay

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