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San Diego Charg-her

A sexual act involving anywhere from 2 to 24 people(it's possible to add more with referees, coaches, announcers, etc.) Both people are wearing full San Diego Charger uniforms with the crotch area cut out of both. The man plays the QB and the girl plays center. The guy stands in shotgun formation, with the girl hiked over like a center. He yells hike as loud as he can (different counts makes it more interesting, you could always try and draw the defense off-sides). He then runs as fast as he can up to the center and projects himself through the air ramming his penis into either the girls Vagina or asshole. However many yards she is thrown foward is the gain on the play. Repeat until you score a touchdown, your dick falls off from ramming it into a girls asshole, or you jizz on her back.

Sean: Hey dude what did you do the other day?
Dave: Dude, Carl and his girlfriend came over the other day and we engaged in a mean game of San Diego Charg-her.
Sean: That's sweet, who won?
Dave: Well late in the 4th quarter Carl jizzed and I intercepted it, and ran it back for a touchdown.
Sean: Oh thats cool, was it a good catch?
Dave: Well I caught it with my mouth and swallowed it, so there was no way I could fumble it.
Sean: So basically, Carl jizzed in your mouth?
Dave: yep...

by SeanMG December 4, 2006

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choked the shit out of her

Getting head from a chick who can't handle a massive cock

"Dude I choked the shit out of her"

by Spanky Lou June 17, 2003

40๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fucked her to birth

Fucking a pregnant woman to the point of birth

I hit that shit so hard the I fucked her to birth. That baby came right out with a mushroom stamp on her head.

by Johnny b June 11, 2015

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Backfire on Her Tongue

When a girl is licking your ass and you slide out a small amount of poo.

When Roxy was licking my ass the other night I couldn't resist to squeeze a little one out.

I ended up doing a backfire on her tongue.

by Mazzbot January 16, 2012

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Stretch her out

To put your fist into a girls vagina/pussy.

Hey sexy momma let me fucking stretch your phat pussy. Yo bro, did you stretch her out. Yessir I did!

by AHG HOOLIE GANG June 16, 2022

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


displaying her meat

Dressing half (or more) naked, exposing ass, tits, pussy, naval.

Dress code indicates that the female shouldn't dress like a whore by displaying her meat.

by sweetgy June 18, 2009

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smashing her pasty

to ruin her cornish pasty

Shaun:yo amelia what you eating

amelia: a cornish pasty

shaun grabs it and eats it

Richard: you have just been smashing her pasty

by Ro$$helle October 16, 2010

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