bitch cake

A distraction used to shut up a whiny little pussy (of the male persuasion)

God Trevor wont shut up about his window treatments... somebody give him some bitch cake so i can watch the damn game.

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cake stand

The act of doing a handstand on a cake while gobbling down a mass amount of said cake's contents, namely frosting, through your mouth. There is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of cake, the sugar will reach the brain more quickly. The person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many hungry friends.

I just did a cake stand and now I'm horribly full of cake and frosting.

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cut that cake

when you fuck your girlfriend

man i cut that cake last night!

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The Funnel Cake

When a girl puts a funnel in her mouth and a group of men, all ejaculate into the funnel, getting most of the jizz into funnel but some on her face.

Blake - "Dude, me and my friends, did The Funnel Cake onto this one chick, Chaya, last night."

Trevor - "How was it man?"

Blake - "Good, but she choked a little bit."

David - "I think they killed her."

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tang cakes

one part mormon pancake mix
one part vinilla extract
one part cinnamin stuff times two
one part chuncky peanut butter
and of course
enough tang mix to satisfy your every need
(including that fucking monkeys)

"Hey Boomer! You want some of these tang cakes?!?!?"
Examples:tang cakes, jercky tang cakes, chocolate tang cakes, chuncky tang, nut meg tang, nanner tang, and Sam. L. Jack. Tang. (in all shapes and sizes, including micky tang (minus one, two, or none ears)).

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Cake Boss

It's a really great show on TLC, it's when "Ace of Cakes" meets "Jersey Shore".

Jimmy - "Did you see Cake Boss the other day?"

Mikey - "Yeah, the Big Wedding Cake was amazing!"

Jimmy - "I know right?!"

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cake mix

the mix used to make cakes

i wanna make a cak but im outta cake mix

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