a recon car is a recon car
what is a recon car? a recon car.
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a recon car is a recon car
what is a recon car? it is a recon car.
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Also known as your moms vagina
Johnny: hey Stan, what's up
Stan: oh I'm just cleaning my moms car
Johnny: dude that's just nasty
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A car that is missing parts, has holes in it, or is generally falling apart due to rusting, driving mishaps, or wear and tear. The appearance is 'zombie like' in nature.
"Did you see that zombie car Brad drove up in! Or "Ahhhhhh.....zombie car, right lane!"
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Having some good ol' sex in your new car is considered blessing it. You can do it on the bonnet, in the front or back seats, or even in the boot if you're dwarven.
"Me and Andy blessed his racecar last night in hopes that it would bring good luck"
"My girlfriend and I blessed the car when we went to the drive-in movie last night, it was so good"
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1.) When you're turning onto a road and the car on the opposite side goes at the same time, but turns in front of you and pulls into the opposite lane. 2.) Two cars are going around in a circle at the same time.
Person 1: Hey, did you see that car spin around us?
Person 2: Yeah, it was like car ballet!
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