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Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").
One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!
Slippery stuff you can get fun with, such as massage oils and gels. Not to be confused with lubricants.
“I was sorting through your room and found some fun jelly stuffed in a box”
When a male named Josh s licks the tip of a black dildo and cums jelly out his mouth with his tip in his pocket
He loves cock
Big time hoe
Hi I'm Mike
Hey you wanna give me that jar of Josh jelly tonight!
Acronym for the words "jealous" & "paranoid". Root source comes from a south park episode.
Nicknames for anyone acting overly jealous or paranoid.
"Your girlfriend needs to stop the insane psycho talk soon. She is being so Jellie Parry."
When fishing a jelly baby out of your friend/partners arsehole with your tongue
Last night me and Stacy did jelly-bobbing and I got a lime jelly baby
A great person who is always there for their friends and helps alot when you're going through stuff. An all round great person who you are lucky to be friends with! They also love gore
Person 1: Jelly cats is awesome!
Person 2: ye! They helped me out of a rough patch the other day!
Person 3: is it true they have jelly beans instead of brain cells?
To continue to drink alcohol the morning after a night of being intoxicated.
We jelly rolled so I did not get a hangover .