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john madden

When you put your balls in a girls mouth and make her say "Brett Farve" and "BOOM! Tough Actin Tanactin".

The other night I gave that ho a sweaty John Madden

by G-Rad December 27, 2007

41๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


john surprise

1. When someone has held in his or her dump for a long time and runs into a bathroom or bathroom stall and poops on the ground or on the toilet lid that is down so that the poop is not in the toilet bowl. (It is either on the closed lid or the ground in front of the toilet.)

1. Jacob left a john surprise in his grandma's bathroom.

by jpabaloni August 19, 2006

51๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Doe

Standard hedes with no known name.

"Yo, what you got?"

"Some beasts and some of that John Doe"

"Word"

by Samuel Langhorn Clemens July 12, 2009

209๐Ÿ‘ 118๐Ÿ‘Ž


Elton John

A very talented musician. Incredibly funny. A very important presnce in today's music. Been around since 1970 AND IS STILL HERE!

Elton John is a fantastic piano diva

by Wendy Weissman April 10, 2007

147๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Davidson

Former host of 80s television hit That's Incredible.

"John Davidson" has come to be synonymous with the word "incredible".

"Did you see Danny Way jump the Great Wall of China?"

"Yeah, that's so John Davidson!"

by rustymac August 16, 2005

35๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


john lennon

John Lennon was the main member of the beatles and co-wrote many of the greatest songs of the centrury with Paul MacCartney. During the 50s, he mainly wrote of love, but as the 60s wore on, he became an LSD junkie with the other Bealtes. After that, most of his songs were about drugs, "seeing beyond your stuff" and sublimal messages about how stupid the government is. After his murder in 1980, he's now revered as a musical God.

"John Lennon's voice was amazing in the song A Day in the life"

by Jake February 26, 2005

182๐Ÿ‘ 102๐Ÿ‘Ž


lil john

The WRONG way to spell Lil Jon.

It's Lil JON, morons, not Lil John. No H.

by Kevin June 24, 2005

157๐Ÿ‘ 87๐Ÿ‘Ž