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A very nice person that u need to be around more because u don’t know how amazing she is she is so caring too
Sara Charlotte Johnson is amazing
A way for people to name someone that has a large penis without saying so outright
"Hey girl, how wqs SGT. Johnson last night?"
A person who is the best at everything they does and has unlimited rizz
A raunchy johnson, otherwise known as "cock coiling", is when you take another man's growth, and give it an indian burn. Place both hands on his dick, and twist hard in opposite directions. After twisting his junk enough, he will then collapse in sheer euphoria. Rumor has it this is named after Dwayne the Rock Johnson and his furious sexual appetite.
Me: My girlfriend came over yesterday.
Juarez: Oh yeah? Did she give you a raunchy johnson?
Me: Yeah, my dick felt like it was gonna split in half.
"oh wow johnny, micah johnson sure does smell like a dumpster"
Someone who is absolutely perfect in my eyes and deserves the world. I love him with my whole heart.
I love him
Jaden Johnson
Jaden Johnson is the type of person that Has an average dick can hoop dirty minded and will roast the hell out of you