When you get in the Roman war helmet position and fire a load of ejaculate off the bridge of her nose and the load jumps off the tip of her nose.
She hung her head over the bed and then i ski jumped a load…
an image you see that is so ugly or gruesome it scares you, makes your heart stop for a second.
“ did you see that picture Jen posted yesterday? “
“ yeah & she thinks that looked good?! instant jump scare “
A Mexican who has jumped over the border into the US to seek refuge and leave Mexico
guy 1: hey did you see that dude jump the border
guy 2: yeah bro, that's a Mexican jumping bean right there
That kind of dance where you aren't really ~dancing~ you're more of just jumping in place. This is commonly done in clubs as well as other kinds of parties.
person a: dude look that chick is dancing like crazy!
person b: nah, she's just jump dancing
person a: oh that makes more sense
When you’re having sex with a girl while she’s on her period and you connect jumper cables to each other, the negative side to the woman and the positive to the man. When the man inserts his penis it creates a current of electricity.
Frank: “Bro, I heard you and Jenna did the bloody Jump Start last week! How was it?”
Bro: “shocking.”
When you have a favorite youtuber, but then something happens and you choose a different youtuber.
Max: Sam is such a yt jumper. He freakin loved Logan Paul , but now he hates him and loves Jake Paul.
Ryan: Yeah I know bro
Slang that gay men use to let everyone know that they love the cock and not vagina.
Bro! That chick over there just asked me for my digits, She needs to jump and recognize.