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Matteo or Matt

DAMN SEXY AMAZING TALENTED SHOW STOPPING SMART BEUTIFUL FAMOUS INCREDI BLE YES YES YES

Matteo or Matt is the best.

by OOPslayyyyOOP November 23, 2021


Matt Hughes

Oh no, man, what happened to Matt Hughes!? Train accident!? Aw man... That is tragic.

Hym "What!? Matt Hughes got hit train!? Man that sucks! He's alive but he suffered some brain damage. Man... He was the best. He was the pre-GSP pound for pound goat. Let's get his record quick... 45 and 9 with wins against guys like Bj Penn and GSP. Man... FRE NEURALINK FOR MATT HUGHES OR A.I. DEATH-BOT VIOLENCE FOR EVERYONE!!!"

by Hym Iam August 17, 2024


Matt Hughes

Ope! MATT HUGHES! IT WAS MATT HUGHES WITH THE ARMBAR! Hold on......................................................... Yup. Matt Hughes.

Hym "Ah, shit! It was Matt Hughes! Not Matt Sera! I didn't see a thing that reminded me. I just remembered."

by Hym Iam August 31, 2023


Matt farted

The real reason world war 2 ended

Damn it Matt farted again evacuate the area NOW

by The prankster July 21, 2021


Matt A

Matt A is an amazing person and God's gift to your life! He will cheer you up anytime and he's good at it too. He is a person you can be around and not get too annoyed with (most of the time at least). I think the only thing that this person needs to work on is time management. besides that, he's a spectacular monkey!
He also works out a lot and loves eating food as well.
He is also besties with Matt P and they both love each other

Me: Hey, have you seen Matt A?
MB: No, why?
Me: He said he would meet me here.
MB: when?
Me: um, let's see... *checks time* *jaw drops* "It was supposed to be about 5 hours ago".
MB: bruh what?!

*car drives in parking lot* * they both look up and look at the car*
Me: who is tha... are you kidding me?!
MB: what?
Me: It's Matt A.
*Matt A walks out of the car with a huge smile on his face*
Me: what are you smiling about?
Matt A: I'm so happy I made it here on time!
Me: no you didn't, look at the time you are 5 hours late!
Matt A: No look I said this time......Oh my bad, I read that wrong.
Me: you're lucky you are a great person!
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Folks make sure you work on your time managment so you don't end up in Matt A's situation!

(<3 U)

by yeahiknowihavethebiggestbutt November 2, 2023


Matt W

A smexy mf. My dad, not really but ehhhhhh. Very Tall Boi. We all love him cmon. We actually stan. Very cash money. I can't wait for him to be embarrassed. Almost as sexy as Matt Smith.

There should be a Midsommar gif somewhere for you boo. xo

Love you matt xoxo

Ahaa don't take that the wrong way its platonic booooo.
All jokes xo

Person: You know Matt W?
Me: Oh yes, he is very cash money, no?
Person: Uh yeah...

by Wheezybibliophile October 26, 2019


dorky door matt

A guy named Matt…hence why the word matt has an extra T in it. He’s dorky, adorable and very homey like a beautiful door matt that you see on someone’s porch.

You’re such a dorky door matt! I should place you on my porch!

by xAnomally March 25, 2022