Slang term in the Midwest for a big, thick penis.
All the girls in Chicagoland crave a party monster.
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While sitting, you get a friend to sit on your lap sideways and bounce them up and down while chanting, "monster truck, monster truck." Go to breakfast after.
Terry monster trucked Ricky and now we're hungry.
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a grl with a pussy that looks like a monster in other words hairy as fuck
tanasha is a pussy monster what u really want me to be a carpet muncher?
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A long, Usually brown or green scaley monster who travels through your drug-induced dreams carrying a bong, or joint, or pipe of some sort.
Dude, I had this dream, right... and a bong monster blew my mind.
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Extremely large monster (usually black) closely resembling the form of a male penis.. Normally residing in residential swimming pools and bathrooms... rises from dormant state when provoked by habitual line stepping hos and blue balls.
Rudely awakened from his slumber, the dark skinned COCK MONSTER, growled as she put her cloths back on!!!
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When someone pwns you in a really bad way, So bad that you can't get out of it or deny it/
Person 1: YOU SLEPT WITH A TRANSEXUAL!
Person 2: No...
*Person 1 shows photo whilst Person 2 runs away crying*
Person 1: LOLLERCOASTER! MONSTER PWNAGE!
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