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5 o’clock in the morning is Morningwood
- the time that you spend planning out the rest of your day
- a good chunk of people will be asleep
“It’s 5 o’clock in the morning the conversation got boring, you said your goin got bed soon, so I snuck off to your bedroom. Then I thought I’d just wait there....”
A lovely Tpain song from the 2000s, that should be loved by everyone.
I’m not even angry that nobody remembers it. But I liked to talk about it with my friends.
Psychologically it would be the most calming song to use to go to sleep.
At 5 o’clock in the morning someone will be having sex and thinking about me.
At 5 in the morning I’m usually asleep, but still love this song though.
“Boy’s used to sing this all the time on the bus. Zachary, would love this song.”
That feeling in the morning when the roof of your mouth, when in contact with water, feels like it's burning so fucking bad.
I usually experience Morning Burn, maybe because I open my mouth while I'm asleep.
Jay sought through the air in his GOOD MOTHERFUCKING MORNING
When you wake up to your girl sucking you off under the sheets.
Joy, morning, sex , cum, morning joy
rock eating balls at 3am in the morning is my god dam son he owns the goddam racing car home depot cart
ben would fuck you if you are a rock eating balls at 3am in the morning
rock eating balls at 3am in the morning
rock eating balls at 3am in the morning
the quite opposit to Morning Wood;
Tony: i cant get out of bed yet as i have mahooosive morning wood.
Ami: i can not get up either as ones vag is wider than normal.
Tony: a ha i see the problem...morning gorge.