One of the gayest websites and concepts out there. A bunch of faggots (see: faggot) put this together to waste time and have sex with men.
Hey, why do you have aids?
Why, I went to the Alabama Republic of Canada, of course.
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They're gonna put me in the slammer if they catch me with that Alabama high-test
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while engaged in anal sex your partner fatigue sets in blowing in the asshole may regain stamina,or end up sending shit in your face 50-50 chance
david's mom fell asleep so i gave her a alabama brown betty
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A form of sexual intercorse where your partner is pinned upside on a wall while her legs are spread open. You then start throwing hot rocks at her vagina. You then have sex when her vagina is both, burnt and brusied.
Dude, my girl wasn't behaving last night so I gave her the Alabama Stone Pussy. She deserved it.
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2 Republican Candidates and a possum (possibly a 3rd candidate) engaged in sexual intercourse in the back woods of Alabama whilst screaming "Roll Tide Roll" when they cum. After that they slide around in the Santorum.
Santorum comes from behind in an Alabama 3 way.
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Anything that is really gay/stupid/dirty/incest related or just in general, shitty.
Nick: Dude look at the faggot with a mullet and a confederate flag tattoo.
Sawyer: Dude thats so Alabama.
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When your mentally retarded friend from Alabama keeps you from riding the bologna pony in the back of some dude's ride
Like when Forrest interrupted Jenny's sexcapade in the movie Forrest Gump.
Theo: "Have you seen Forrest Gump, that kid had a hell of a life!"
Juan: "That movie sucked, dude was always screwing up shit, like when he Alabama twat blocked Jenny when she was in that car"
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