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A phrase commonly used to signify the end of a story; any story ends well on the upbeat note of finding five dollars.
"I was going to the laundromat to wash all of my clothes, and I tripped and broke my nose on the asphalt. I tried to get into my car, but I dropped the keys into the sewer grate I was parked by. I got a ride to the hospital from an old lady who smelled like cheese, and when I got there I found out that my insurance didn't cover stupidity. And then I found five dollars!"
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When you fist someone and once inside you open your hand, as if you were to high five someone.
So i was fistin this bitch and i gave her the ole High Five Surprise
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A situation where a person ends up completing an intended four-year course of study in five years, usually by flunking a year.
-So Steve failed tenth grade?
-Yeah, he's on the five-year plan.
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An act of slapping ones spouse, usually ones girlfriend or wife. This makes reference to when a man by the name of Chris Brown beet the singer Rihanna until she was almost unrecognizable.
My girlfriend didn't make me a good enough sandwich so i told her to get her ass back into the kitchen and gave her a "Rihanna high five"
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a residential pile of vomit known as a 'colonial-style' house, characterised by vinyl siding, paste-on shutters, and gypsum board covering every interior wall and ceiling.
Named for the five windows on the second floor, and centered main entry door flanked by two windows on either side. Often, they are accompanied by a paste-on two-car garage which serves as the real main entry door for the house, even though the gas-guzzling soccer-mom-mobile known as an Expedition or Escalade is too big to fit inside.
The cancerous sprawling suburbs of Northern Virginia (NoVA) are the five, four, and a door capital of the world.
The arch-nemesis of architecture.
The domicile of yuppies.
The telltale sign of facadomy at work.
If I see one more development spring up full of five, four, and a doors, I'm going to slit my wrists with my drafting triangle and shove my compass into my eye.
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A variant of probability theory of the normal distribution or Gaussian distribution, as applied to how women minimize the number of men they have copulated with to appear more innocent and closer to normal, especially to a new boyfriend.
Jane "So when he asked me how many men I banged in my life, I told him 'five' even though it was really ten"
Jill "Why?"
Jane "Because I don't want my new man to think I am a skank."
Jill "You did a five dick curve"
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A non-existant game tribute to the shit meme cancer title Five Nights at Freddy's. It was taken down from Steam's Greenlight portal just 2 days after it's debut. It was created in the Clickteam Fusion 2.5 engine, as was the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise games. It was not greenlit due to excessive nudity and, mentioned by Robin Walker of Valve, "A shit meme cancer spinoff of the previous shit meme cancer Five Nights at Freddy's."
"Hey, man, did you see Five Nights at Feurolant's on Greenlight?"
"Oh yeah, man, I voted for it, but most people are saying it's a shit meme cancer like Five Nights at Freddy's. A shame."
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