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Couch Potato

A lazy bum who sits on their ass all day

Guy 1:Bro your such a couch potato
Guy 2: Fuck you too

by ThanosTheMightyGrape June 6, 2019

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potato constant

The amount of time a human being can go without showering before the guilt literally kills them.

Stay back! I am approaching the potato constant!

by Boboneoone February 15, 2016

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footed potato

A fat girl that resembles a potato with feet. Also known as a footed potato.

Hey Man look at that fatchick she looks like a damn footed potato.

by John Henryz June 25, 2010

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Hot potato

A game where normally 3-5 people sit naked in a circle and pass around a flaming hot but plug and they play hot potato with it. Whoever loses has to shove it up their ass

John: Did y’all go to Jessica’s party last night

Mike: Yeah we played hot potato

by Big.Daddy.Dungus August 3, 2020

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Hashed Potatoes

Potatoes mixed and mashed with butter, milk, white pepper, salt and a ten deal of marijuana.
Fills you up. Fucks you up.

I'm hungry. And bored. Hashed Potatoes anyone?

Hell yeah.

Score me in.

My face still hasn't been handed to the authorities.

Hashed it is.

by SakuraMusic May 24, 2007

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Potato gems

The tiny pieces of potato that inevitably get stuck to the pan whenever you make tater tots.

Also what the Australians unfortunately call tator tots.

Do you want some potato gems tonight?

by Borego February 10, 2019

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litski potatoes

a word so godly that its perfect to use in any conversation. mostly known for describing a hype and or lit function, its versatility is so unique that anyone can express it their own way.

*gets paid*
just got paid .. LITSKI POTATOES !!

*stubs toe*
FUCK BRO, that shit hurtski potatoes

*ugly thot slides in your DMs*
lmao my G, you must exit my DMs rn you so grosski potatoes i might throw upski potatoes

by BillyB InTheCut August 31, 2016

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