if pokemon were real...

A response to something that is impossible to do or acquire. Can be followed by a thorough explanation to add to the sarcasm. Does not have to do anything with the conversation.

guy 1: If eat a seven pound steak in seven minutes, then the meal will be free!

guy 2: Yeah, and if pokemon were real...

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Roblox Minigunner *REAL*

Best memes and youtuber that ever existed and if you say he scream autistic your idiot noob cause you can’t fucking edit you little bitch ass

Roblox Minigunner *REAL* is so epic

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hyunjins real girlfriend

human

hyunjins real girlfriend is human.

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Real piece of work

Euphemism for "fuckin' bitch."

Did you meet Ron's ex-wife Tammy? She's a real piece of work.

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Real Life Ragequit

To leave with rage in a public or real-life event.

Player 1 wouldn't stop feeding so he caused Player 2 to ragequit, not only in the DotA game, but he also left the vent and failed to show up to school for the next three days.

Player 1's noobishness wouldn't allow Player 2 to last hit causing Simon to real life ragequit, crying"RAGEQUIT!" sprinting out of the lan party, and showing his face in public for the next ten days.

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real person sex

Sex between a man and a woman. The act of performing sexual intercourse the way the good Lord intended it to be.

Caitlin: It was so weird because my lesbian gym teacher taught me about sex.
Chris: That's awkward.
Caitlin: Yeah! She doesn't even have real person sex!
Chris: lol real person sex?
Caitlin: Yeah like between a man and a woman!

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the real deal holyfield

used when something is serious, but not serious enough to be an emergency -- a joking way to depict an event as significant.

"We just won tickets to the superbowl!!!"

"Are you kidding me?!"

"No, this is the real deal holyfield"

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