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Masturbating/jerking off to porno magazines as opposed to videos and pictures from the internet.
Dude #1 - Whatcha doin?
Dude #2 - I'm jerkin it old school!
Dude #1 - Huh???!!!
Dude #2 - My internet connection is down so I'm jerking off to my Dad's old stash of porno mags instead!
The beer that you've been drinking since you started drinking so even if there is better stuff you still drink that beer because it's what you're used to.
"I know Bud is terrible but I drink it anyways, it's my old man beer."
Sadness when somone needlessly abuses a Warthog Jeep and causes pointless damage to said vehicle. Warthogs appear in the game Halo (and now Halo 2)
Tom: Watch what happens when i set all the granades under the Jeep.
<BOOM>
Me: Poor Old Warthog.
Intentionally getting an old fashioned (hand job) in risky situations and places where the likelihood of being caught is extremely high and risky. The thrill of gambling with getting caught combined with the physical pleasure of a vigorous handy is intoxicating.
Rachel was picking out bananas with one hand and giving me a gambler’s old fashioned with the other in the produce isle at the Walmart.
I shot my custard all over the blackboard in class just before the bell. That gambler’s old fashioned is incredible.
I’m pretty sure the drive thru chick at Starbucks realized I was getting a gambler’s old fashioned when Rachel was ordering a vanilla latte.
What you call the previous person your man was boning when he calls you that by accident when you're privately studying books.
I'll be listening to Spotify, that way you can yell out the name of whatever dusty old hag takes you there. "puts on headphones and lets him plow"
of or pertaining to senior citizens.
"Daniel, you're looking rather old-man-ish today..."
"Yeah, I know. It's probably stress, but I don't really know."