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Maple Hill High School is a school located in bumblefuck nowhere or scientifically Castleton. Most commonly known as juel-school or Maple Hell you are ensured a warm welcome when walking through the halls of this wannabe juvenile detention center. If your not spending your time breaking school chromebooks and pushing kids in the halls when dipper day comes around you'll be throwing hall passes in the trash before you leave the classroom.
Cameron: "I'm sorry about the Ligma Steve. Do the Doctors know how you picked it up?"
Steve: "They said it may have come from my visit at Maple Hill High School."
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Statistics say that they're one of the top schools in the state of Missouri, but there's really nothing special about it. Often called Park Hell there's generally something happening there, whether it be broken water mains that cause flooding, seasonal termite infestations, burning dust in the ventilation system that makes the fire alarms go off, someone dying, bat loose in the school, or a lockdown due to a fake color guard rifle covered in white tape. There's also a very friendly campus supervisor named Bob. He'll try his best to learn your name but he might not get it right, either way he always says it with absolute certainty.
WE ARE, PARK HILL (in a very raspy middle aged short man's voice)
First week of school at Park Hill High School
Person 1: How was the first week of school?
Park Hill Student: We had a lockdown, the fire alarms went off, and we had a bat loose in the school.
Person 1: A BAT?
Park Hill Student: Yeah, it's not a huge deal. It's Park Hell.
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The crappiest university in Western Pennsylvania. Depressing and Haunted all at the same time. Located on a hill far from everything and too far from Pittsburgh so don't go!
1: "You went where?" 2: "Seton Hill University" 1: "I'm sorry!"
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The most mixed school as hell full of loud latinos, battling blacks, bitchy whites, and root tooting rednecks. Every single hot chick is already knocked up and if you say one bad thing about them you will get jumped by all 10 her baby daddys.
Sydney : Hey Phil i heard that chick got knocked up the other day at you school?
Phil : Ya Science Hill High School is the most fucked up school ever!
the main chair-acter of the icon series. it’s hard to see her but she’s there. she’s a theo and nell stan.
“isn’t that chairoline from hill house?” - laney
Hell. Stone hill middle school is a school located in CA$HBURN where all the rich spoiled wannabe white kids go to. Stone Hill is full of asshole teachers that think people like them. Exhibit A: ms. shittytittylips shes a dumbass boomer that gives a fuck if u have ur phone out for 0.00000002 seconds even if ur checking the time she makes u go to the dean and everyone hates her. Exhibit B: mr.MushroomDumbFuck a dumbass fucking veteran who is an asshole and the only good thing about him is he fought for a country but canada is the best fuck the us. Exhibit C: All the thotty sixth graders they are so dumb and act like their parents love them but instead they just spoil them with new iphones and shit like that so the dumb sixth grade hoes dont go on their knees for a fucking phone.
Ben: “you go to Stone Hill Middle School?”
Mark: “more like stone hell”
A good school with many excellent teachers. The teachers try to help students much as they can until they pass the class. Some or most of the teachers in this school would give students retakes.
but...
DURING THE YEAR 2021-2022, THERE HAVE BEEN MANY FIGHTS AND WEIRD STUFF GOING AROUND. STUDENTS WOULD VAPE IN THE BATHROOM, WHERE IT GETS GLOOMY AND FOGGY. I'M HAPPY THAT THIS IS MY FINAL YEAR.
Jeff: Hey David, how is Vernon Hills high school?
David: School itself is good, but I've witnessed a lot of school fights.