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Ellis Jones

a holy russian jesus suporter / the holy russian jesus

and starter of the russian jesus cult

Ellis Jones is the best

by the holy random kid November 13, 2020


A Susan Jones

When you ask your nan for sexaul intercoure because you can't get any so it your last resort

Right I'm off lads I'm going for a Susan Jones when I get home

by Mr H Jones May 11, 2022


Donnie Jones

Oh brother, don’t get me started dude, loves to guzzle beer, and bang fat bitches, dude is a real stinker

Did you see Donnie Jones with his new girl?

Yeah she’s a whale!!!

by guardchat April 24, 2024


grim jones

Noun - Some sick unknown artist seldom found in the utmost depths of the underground.
Verb - To be so addicted (Jonesing) to something that it ends up in a grim (deadly) outcome more often than not.

"yo, bro - did you see grim jones' new project?"
"another one? that fool just dropped an album last month! that boi gotta step up his marketing game"
"give him a break fam, he's on a grim jones. he doesn't need another excuse to do a hot shot"

by pseudoscience denier May 6, 2024


Meadow Jones

if your name is "Meadow Jones" I don't know how to tell you, but you are a horrible person and deserve nothing good. Please turn your life around by doing something good like buying your best friend v-bucks or robux.

Oh hi "Meadow Jones", I mistook you for a pile of poo

by Willy-is-Wonky January 4, 2023


Thomas Jones

Thomas Jones is an elite math teacher currently teaching at St Augustine's College Cairns, 251 Draper Street, 4870, QLD, Australia (Fax: (07) 4031 5465. He possesses many supernatural abilities including a third eye.

Thomas Jones taught me how to divide pi by 0

by The Lidinator October 19, 2020


Jamari Jones

He a fine ass lightskin sexy af with dreads

Jamari Jones so mf fine
Jamari Jones my daddy

by My lil yea yea November 29, 2022