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When a woman wipes her front bottom and gets some toilet paper stuck in there
Chelsea pulled some paper out of her Fanny , had a right paper-gashè down there
Double excel toilet paper is as it states, toilet paper. Although, it excels the normal height of your regular toilet paper and has twice the wiping power. With the environment we currently live in, it is an essential item and you are considered a peasant without one.
Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!
Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!
#Double Excel Toilet Paper#coronavirus #toiletpaper #doubleexcel
#extremewipingpower #poop #toilet #Tiktok
weird little paper things that just hang around and stare at you. they're pretty useless but some people said that if you feed them corn meal they'll love you forever.
person one: i found a paper scarecrow
person two: ew throw it away
When someone uses all the restroom paper and doesn't replace it.
"Hey, can you please pass me the TP? The last person in here was a paper pillager."
That deadass moment when you fucking forgot your them at work so you get detention.
A pornographic literature, usually in form of a fanfic read in the morning, public or otherwise "inappropriate" time or place
Weeb1: Hey I found this AMAZING fic from (insert fandom). I gotta warn you tho it's of explicit kind.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.