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a piss bong is just like your average bong but the twist is that you replace the water with piss. Any piss can be used.
Bro A: Hey man! Wanna take a hit?
Bro B: yo.. u need to clean that the water’s yellow..
Bro A: nah man it’s a piss bong!
Bro B: I think we need to see other people.
When wearing a onesie with pom poms and accidently getting them down the toilet and not noticing.
Stop trailing your piss poms round the house and put that bloody onesie in the wash.
Someone who mistakenly gets blamed for pissing in a pint of beer and giving it to someone, due to being in the proximity of the real culprit(s).
Yeah dude, I was proximity pissed!
Just because I knew it had piss in it, doesn't mean I am responsible. (or does it?)
When your pissing most usually on a toilet and the feeling of piss brushes a part of your body most commonly your legs or foot despite no piss actually making contact with any part of your body.
Brain: Dude stop pissing on your leg!
Eyes: There is no piss...
Brain: Oh I had just conducted Invisible piss!
The ability to perform amazing feats and or be charismatic only while drunk.
I was always amazed with my musical abilities, in that, I could spontaneously make up humorous lyrics for country songs in real time...especially when I was drunk. Turns out its so formulaic that any moron can do it. DAMN!! I thought I was piss gifted
the most uncomfortable type of piss which occurs when one does not hydrate enough
broh i just had the worst brown piss broh