Hot Pockets

Kids poopy diapers, Crispy on the outside, hot and steamy in the middle. Just like the original.

My kids made three hot pockets out of thier diapers today.

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Pocketful of Sunshine

A wet or moist vagina.

Natasha Bedingfield gets a pocketful of sunshine when she sings.

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out of pocket

When your 20-something year old hooker is in town and you won't be going into work for the day because you'll be busy banging her, put on the calendar that you're "out of pocket" so that way no one at your work will really know what you're doing. This works best if you're a 40+ year old perverted and fugly old man that looks like a penguin.

I will be out of pocket for the rest of the afternoon.

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wet pocket

Female genitalia; vagina.

Directly influenced and based off the similarly defined term axe wound.

All women are endowed with a wet pocket.

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natural pocket

It pretty much means your colon

I have cancer of the natural pocket

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cheese pocket

foreskin flap which holds the cheese of the uncircumsized penis. foreskinmudflapdick comb

She was teabagging me and then she started chimp munching my cheese pocket.

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Meat Pocket

A small, yet incredibly tasty flaky crust of a pocket, filled with a meat like substance, can be pork, beef or spam.

A "massive meat pocket" is a pocket filled with meatl, inflated to an enormus stature.

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