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Second Romans

The Second Romans is a secretive christian sect that believes that rule from Rome of the historic territory of Isreal is a necessary and sufficient condition to initiate the second coming of the Messiah. Their secret greeting is the phrase "return the sausages" combining a reference to delicious italian porcine foodstuffs such as pancetta, prosciutto and in particular salami with a reference to the avoidance of pig-based products by those of the predominant faiths in modern-day Israel.

When Sir Keir Starmer said "return the sausages" at the 2024 labour party conference, most people thought it was a slip of the tongue. However, when you study his delivery and alleged correction a moment later, you realise that he was sending a message of solidarity to the Second Romans.

by gav-wan September 27, 2024


...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!

What you sarcastically quip back at someone who is bemoaning da fact dat he wasted ten minutes of his life doing something dat turned out to be useless.

Dude #1 (having just super-briefly talked to customer-service after waiting an absurdly long time to get connected): Man, what an insufferable delay just being stuck on hold --- THAT'S ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back!
Dude #2: ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!

by QuacksO April 30, 2024


second great-great-cousin-nibling

Second cousin's great-grandchild.

My second great-great-cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Gtopql November 24, 2019


sesterple-second-cousin

Sesterple-2C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and five great-grandparents in common.

My sesterple-second-cousin is a good person.

by ZYRB3256 February 21, 2022


second-hand noise

Da deafening roar/scream/whine/hum/banging dat is produced by someone using power tools or heavy machinery, and dat everyone else in his vicinity therefore hasta suffer with, even if said neighbors are not involved with said raucous task in any way.

Delicate-statured damsel: I always carry a set of reusable earplugs in my purse whenever I venture out 'n' about, just in case I have to pass through or occupy any location where there is second-hand noise of excessive volume.

by QuacksO September 29, 2019


charles de youngin crippin the 4th the second junior

Casual behavior and activities to spot out a de youngin like charles de youngin crippin the 4th the second junior.

3) Dosn't like 1 and 2 cus he scared of 12 cus he be stealin too much
4) Guy that usually pulls MAD hoes
5) True Relegion Fein

6) Vape Fein

7) Facetimes Noah Hillton
8) Crip Activity
9) Screams Soo Woo to get ugly black girl agitated & her gay best friend

7) is young

8) is crippin

34) can't count
30) lost his virginity at 14

503) has only 1 friend that is de youngin it too

3) loves guys named brandon (def diddn't say he'd beat his ass on sight but he is loki a lil fat might lowkey need to help brandon get on a diet so charlie can strike (charlie cannot fight btw) but you already know de younin marco finna help like a real de youngin brother true crip true blood don't trip he a real one

348342) almost jerked off to every girl at lms

43) name is charles calium deyoung

charles de youngin crippin the 4th the second junior woke up today.

by callumdeoyung May 15, 2022


second great-cousin-niece

Second cousin's granddaughter.

My second great-cousin-niece is a good girl.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019