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Completely drunk to the point of ignorance. Unknowingly peeing on inanimate objects or oneself.
Scott Johnson was shit boxed every day of college.
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A Shit Bullet is a piece of poo poo that shoots out of your anus with such force, that is splashes dirty toilet water all over your butt and even onto the bathroom floor. These tend to be small pieces that can slip out with a lot of force.
(Man 1) Hey man, I need some bleach and an old towel. (Man 2) Why? (Man 1) Because I just shot out a Shit Bullet and now there is shit all over the floor and mirror. (Man 2) Damn it dude! Every time you come over here you leave me with that same nasty surprise! Have you ever thought about eating something called FRUIT?! Or something with Fiber in it?
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The explosive shits you get right after eating mexican food I.E. Taco Bell. As mentioned in "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" a New Line 2004 film.
Oh that mexican food gave me the worse case of the taco shits. I must use the shitter or we are going to have a problem here. Clean up on Asile 3 if you know what I mean.
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Someone who enjoys administering his cock to other people via the anal cavity.
Poor homeboy got his shit pushed iiiiinnnnnnnn by that shit pusher, yo!
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A person who is acting like a dumbass .
I wish that shit-sipper would shut the hell up
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The act of defecating in public, usually on a wall or free standing object. The act differs from traditional public shitting given that the taker extends the torso away from the wall, leaving the legs unbent and the ass well above the head. The single most important characteristic of a wall shit is the pressing of the cheeks against the wall so as to ruin the wall and wipe in unison. A perfect wall shit rarely results in feces on the ground and is most commonly the result of a spurned attempt to use a public restroom. As such, it is an act of both outrage and necessity.
"Hey, did you see that Melvis in the Raiders starter jacket taking a wall shit on Blue Heron Blvd, that guy has no regard for property."
"There's Jeff George, former Raiders Quarterback, wall shitting behind the gas station, boy how the mighty have fallen. Never thought I would see the day where a former football star is reduced to taking a wall shit. What a loser."
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Makes a lot more sense than take a shit.
Think about it.
I will think about that while I go leave a shit.
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