shower rape

If you don't stay 180 degrees straight in the shower. I will teleport into your shower and butt rape your ass.

Jack: "Shit! I dropped the soap I definitely have to bend over to pick it up."
Johnny: "Prepare that ass, you are about to get shower raped."

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Chinese Shower

When a girl is giving a guy head and he deepthroats her causing her to vomit all over his penis.

Guy1:Fuck man! This bitch just chinese showered me
Guy2:Haha dumbass

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Shower Shagging

To have passionate sex. While in the shower. Normally anal.

I caught Vince shower shagging, with J.D, the family pet.

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polish shower

When a man pisses into the wind.

Man, on that road trip last week we were in the middle of nowhere so I pulled over to take a leak and accidently gave myself a polish shower.

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Paisley shower

When pressed for time, one may find oneself unable to clean ones whole body body before an important social occasion eg. first date, court appearance. A quick wash under the armpits and application of Lynx to teh groin area can be a handy alternative.

After fucking my sister, I found upon myself a quite unwholesome stench; a quick Paisley shower later, and one was resplendent down the town in ones white tracky for the dancing...

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iraqi shower

When you get knocked out of a Holdem tournament with Pocket Rockets (two aces)

Fock, I had the guy with my pocket rockets until he gave me an Iraqi Shower with his high straight.

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Italian Shower

When an individual masturbates into his hands, then uses the resulting mess to slick back his hair.

I'll be ready yo hit the club, right after a quick Italian shower.

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