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When conducting fellatio and he ejaculates, the semen is transferred from the mouth to the palm of the conductor’s hand and throws the semen at the recipient.
I blew my load and she whipped it right at my face like she thought she was Spider-Man, bitch.
You are having intercourse when the girl is on top and you take your hands to reach back to get butthole and make the spider man web shooting hands to spread open her butthole with your two middle fingers and ring fingers.
I Spider-Manned my girl’s butt last night when she was grinding on top of me
A Teenage boy that has unexplainable sticky white stuff coming out of his body
I man who got the power of the spider by getting bitten by a radioactive spider. His life changed ever since.
Person 1: Hey! I know Spider-Man's identity!
Person 2: REALLY?! Who is it?
Person 1: You've met him before ;)
Person 2: NO WAY!!
Person 1: It's Peter Parker!!
Person 2: Who? Who's that? You told me I've met him before?
Person 1: You have? Wait... who IS Peter Parker? What did I just say?
*Slams pizza on the counter*
Pizza Time
Guy 1: What time is it?
Spider-Man: Pizza Time
When a person's pubes are infested with lice or other creepy-crawlies.
Bro, I went downtown faster than the A1, but then she hits me with a Bearded Spider and I'm all like, "WTF?"
A Zoumbie spider is like a spider but has human limbs. They live in a place called kalexland. This is we’re all the spiders live, back in 2019 when kales started there were Zoumbies and the spiders were there pets but in 2022 the zoumbies died and were eventually phased out. Now the spiders rule kalexland. Some of the most notable spiders are Peez Mcgregor, and cake wars Meadowvale. But cake wars said “seezie all Mcgregor’s” which if you don’t know seezie is like the f word in kalexland so cake wars is practically irrelevant.
Peez. The main Zoumbie spider in kalexland everyone loves him