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suicide

suicide is when someone chooses to end their life . it is also something thats always on my mind when im not asleep . it shouldnt be joked about but , most of the time the people that joke about it are suicidal .

dude : hey dude , dont you think elliot's been acting weird lately ? they gave me a bunch of their stuff yesterday ....

dude 2 : ..... didnt you hear that they commited suicide earlier today ???

dude : oh .....

by atsushi lover October 14, 2021


Suicide

something you should do, tbh..

just commit suicide reader please

by UwUGirl69420 September 26, 2023

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suicide

are you okay? i’m here to talk. feel free to message me on instagram: fernbun222. i’m a supportive person who has been through this.

<3 please be safe <3 suicide is never the answer

by fern bun August 29, 2021


suicide spliff

a spliff with so much tobacco in it, only a suicidal person would smoke it

"u okay bro?"
"yeah, i'm just smoking on this suicide spliff."

by deadgoose69 November 4, 2019


Suicide Corner

Is the act of driving on the wrong direction on a one way curve on highway 5 Alberta Canada between Magrath snd Welling in the icy winter, after dark with the lights off. If completed you earn the right to tell your friends that you did suicide corner

Yo did you see Dave

Ya he did suicide corner

by Mahngeat December 9, 2023


New Jersey suicide

Getting oneself whacked by the mob.

Example: Joe Pesci's character Nicky Santoro commits New Jersey suicide in Casino.

Luigi was warned that if he fooled around on Mario's turf he would be committing New Jersey suicide.

by Shmoesta January 1, 2024


Suicide Wages

when your employer pays you an amount of money that is substantially much less than a living wage

I worked at XYZ corporation, and the pay was so abysmal that I questioned my reason for existence.

Fortunately, I was able to realize that this job was not worth the necessary effort to show up the next day.
I quit and moved on with my life for brighter horizons. Joe whe did you quit??? .... Mary I'm not working for Suicide wages for anyone.... I don't care if he's family

by Mister Spock 95 April 5, 2024