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When you bust a girl's vaginal walls out, and then yell, "Oh, Yeeeeeah!"
And then I was fucking this chick and decided to give her the old Kool Aid Surprise, so I busted through her vaginal wall into whatever the fuck is in there, and then I was all like, "Oh yeeeeeeeeah!"
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When two persons are engaged in anal sex, and the receiver poops a little.
"I don't have bum sex any more, not ever since the brown surprise." ~ your dad
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The pink eye you never want to get, but do so after pulling off a successful "sleeping conrey"...
Your buddy falls asleep, then you tea-bags their eye sockets, then you punch them in the stomach when you are in position, then the tea-bagee slams their head forward right in to the ass of the tea-bagger.
It's a quadruple threat once the "Pink Eye Surprise" kicks in from the fecal matter that got in your buddies eye.
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When you have anal sex with a person or animal several times, wait a day without showering and get head the next day from an unsuspecting source
Girl one: OMG! my boyfriend gave me the chocolate cock surprise!
Girl two: OMG! Wut did u do?!
Girl one:I cut his dick off and fed it to the dog
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After a night of sex, if your partner is asleep in the morning with there mouth open, you bend over their head and take a giant shit in their mouth. They will then choke on it not expecting it and voila a german sunrise surprise.
" Dude! this morning I gave my girlfriend a german sunrise surprise for breakfast."
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A man stands and urinates. In a variant of a golden shower, a dwarf stand in between his legs and watches. During urination, the man farts right on the dwarf's head - shocking and surprising the watcher.
I was at Panera, eating lunch with my family. I went to the bathroom and my pesky 3 year-old son tagged along, stood in between my legs, and watched me pee into the urinal. Seizing the opportunity, I completed a Nicaraguan Dwarf Surprise by farting on his head. We both laughed.
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The act of standing in an alley at night, waiting for a defenseless young blonde girl to come walking by, then proceeding to anally rape her while chanting "for mother Russia!"
I was walking through Harlem the other night when I was assaulted and got a St. Petersburg Surprise.
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